Then I will be the greatest, gentlest babysitter this egg has known since it was in the nest. Don't think I want anything scrambled for breakfast tomorrow, anyway.
Think it'd put me in bed a couple of days if I ate it after this long, anyway.
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Then I will be the greatest, gentlest babysitter this egg has known since it was in the nest. Don't think I want anything scrambled for breakfast tomorrow, anyway.no subject
Also yeah don't eat it. It has a face.
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Think it'd put me in bed a couple of days if I ate it after this long, anyway.